BOO! Cards: Ghosts - Part 1

Cattlelog: This demonically possessed 🪵 is cursed to take your late night, retail therapy orders for all eternity. You can't buy the cow, and the milk isn't free.

Caterbebe'n'Squirm: Lil gross caterbebe and his wormy parasite friend.

Freaky Fiction to Say to Folks at Night: She's spookily apathetic.

Miranda: Don't let her cuteness fool you. Ever heard of cute aggression? Yeah, it's not what you think!

BOO! is a card game that I am in the process of creating in which you play as a ghost and try to scare humans.
Everything is a ghost.
Zombie? Yep, that's a ghost.
Vampire? Also a ghost.
Can of creamed corn? What, no? What are you, stupid? Obviously that's not a ghost.
Except it is!
Heh.
You got bamboozled.